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An Appropriate Response to Reality 1“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”An Appropriate Response to Reality 1 by intrepid-Inkweaver
― Philip K. Dick
It looked like an ancient Nord crypt. It even acted like an ancient Nord crypt, what with the annoying fucking traps and the annoying fucking dead people and the annoying fucking puzzles—but it wasn’t an ancient Nord crypt. Maia had known that the second she’d entered. She’d been pushed into exploring enough of them lately that she would know. Hadvar had been more dubious. He had been complaining about what a waste of time this was ever since she’d heard the rumours about this place when they’d been in Dawnstar. When the Draugrs started singing “Ragnar the Red” and dancing to the flute, and the traps started releasing clouds of butterflies, he’d stopped complaining.
After Helgen had been attacked by that damn dragon
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
That depends on how much my dirty clothes basket is overflowing, lol
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yep, every time.
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I don’t use a flat sheet at all, just my comforter.
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I can’t say I have.
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
No, but a lot of times we’ll keep the page that the coupon is on and never use them.
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear. You can play dead and they’ll leave you alone. Bees have no such consideration.
8:Do you have freckles?
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
Pretty much. I can’t keep a straight face to save my life.
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No. Do people usually do that?
14:Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
I probably have. Maybe if I’m singing.
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I used to, but thankfully I broke that habit.
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
17:What size is your bed?
18:What is your Song of the week?
Pompeii by Bastille
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Of course. Pink is just a colour and it is stupid that people think otherwise.
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
Step Brothers, maybe?
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Up in the woods on my Grandma’s property.
23:What do you drink with dinner?
Juice, pop, iced tea, maybe some wine, depending on what’s going on
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:What is your favorite food?
Cheese, French fries, pierogies, potato soup, chicken noodle soup, vegetable soup…
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, Mary Poppins, V for Vendetta, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, The Mummy, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, others…
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I was a girl scout from kindergarten till tenth grade.
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
A few months ago. I wrote one to my professor because I have trouble explaining things vebally.
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
No, but I think my mom can.
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33:Ever ran out of gas?
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
Turkey, lettuce and cheese
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
A bagel with cream cheese.
36:What is your usual bedtime?
Probably later than yours.
37:Are you lazy?
Sometimes. Maybe most of the time. Idk, I think it’s up to perception.
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
A leopard, Cleopatra, Wilma Flintstone, Mother Nature, an angel, a bunch of other things…
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40:How many languages can you speak?
…One and a half.
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes, I get Horse Illustrated
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I never used legos.
43:Are you stubborn?
I’m a Taurus, stubborn is my middle name.
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Is Leno the one that goes out and asks people simple history questions to see if anyone gets it remotely right?
45:Ever watch soap operas?
46:Are you afraid of heights?
Yes, but not if the railing reaches my chest.
47:Do you sing in the car?
Yes, as loud as I possibly can.
48:Do you sing in the shower?
Yes, but not as much as I do in the car.
49:Do you dance in the car?
50:Ever used a gun?
A paint gun.
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No, they’re awesome.
53:Is Christmas stressful?
Sometimes. Most of the time it’s great, though.
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
YES. They are my favourite.
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
When I was really young I wanted to be a Ballerina. After that, the only thing I ever wanted to be was a teacher.
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the time. (I think we must hit little space-time anomalies.)
59:Take a vitamin daily?
No, but I should.
During the winter.
61:Wear a bath robe?
Once in a while.
62:What do you wear to bed?
Usually a cut-off tee-shirt and shorts
ZZ Top. That was an awesome concert.
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target. Or Wal-mart if Target doesn’t have it.
65:Nike or Adidas?
Don’t care either way.
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts, honey roasted
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope, should I have?
69:Ever take dance lessons?
For ten years Though, I still can’t dance. Too uncoordinated.
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I don’t picture a future spouse.
71:Can you curl your tongue?
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one.
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I don’t know, maybe.
74:Own any record albums?
75:Own a record player?
There’s one at my grandma’s house
76:Regularly burn incense?
No, my allergies are sensitive to such things.
77:Ever been in love?
Don’t think so
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
79:What was the last concert you saw?
Michael Stanley Band, I think.
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
I prefer hot herbal tea at night, but I love iced tea during the day.
81:Tea or coffee?
Tea at night, coffee during the day.
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Mm, sugar cookies…
83:Can you swim well?
Yes, although I don’t like to. I was in swimming classes for four years.
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
There are people who can’t?
85:Are you patient?
No, not in the least.
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
87:Ever won a contest?
What kind of contest?
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
89:Which are better black or green olives?
I don’t like olives.
90:Can you knit or crochet?
Yes, I can crochet.
91:Best room for a fireplace?
The living room, obviously.
92:Do you want to get married?
If I meet the right person.
93:If married, how long have you been married?
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No. It never worked when I was little so I stopped trying.
96:Do you have kids?
97:Do you want kids?
98:Whats your favorite color?
Purple, green, and silver
99:Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes, my friend Victoria
Inkweaver and Cuddle-Puss|
Current Residence: Pennsylvania
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Favourite genre of music: Rock and Roll
Favourite style of art: mmm...idk
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Favourite cartoon character: Wile E. Coyote
Personal Quote: There are two kinds of writers: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.